28 Feb 2014

On the Nile without a Paddle

As an offshoot to organising the Banff Mountain Film Festival screenings in 2013 here in Uganda, one of the perks of the job came early in the New Year.  I was quite embarrassed to admit to Thomas; the part-owner of the Nalubale Rafting company in Jinja and one of our screening sponsors, that I had lived and travelled in Africa for over 10 years and yet had never jumped in a big, yellow, inflatable raft and let gravity and raging waters do their thing.  It’s not like I’d not been tempted though.  In fact it had found its way onto my bucket list of things to do before I turn 40, have children and…well I would add die to the end of that sentence too, but I suppose this is one of those things can could I suppose lead to that!  Especially when everyone you meet has a tale to tell about; a person they knew, who knew a man, who was travelling with someone etc etc etc.  So I’ll admit it was with butterflies in my stomach that on the weekend of my 33rd birthday we were collected by our rented Matatu on our hill in Mutungo and bussed out to Jinja; the source of the White Nile, to get kitted up and sent off for our two day rafting expedition.
It’s strange, but as we practiced our drills at the start of day 1 with our Kiwi guide on the flat water above the first rapid – “the Dead Dutchman” – that I started to feel more at home, and it brought back fond memories of my Duke of Edinburgh Gold expedition; where we kayaked for 5 days in Southern Ireland.  Frankly it was just great to be in the water and out of the sun, but it was my intention to try and stay in the upright raft as long as possible.  Some people actively enjoy getting thrown from the rubber dinghy like circus midgets being launched from a comically large canon, but I saw this adventure more of a challenge to stay dry for as long as humanly possible.  Anyway after learning the ropes, which ones to keep hold of, and how to prevent knocking other people’s teeth out, we took our delegated positions and set off into the jaws of the first descent; over the waterfall at “Overtime.”  We’d been briefed about what to expect, and if I’m honest I was expecting the worst.  Maybe I’ve watched too many adrenaline fuelled films – primarily thanks to Banff – but I was happy to say that the drop was little over 10-15ft rather than the 50ft that I’d been anticipating with less than happy thoughts.  This is not to say that it wasn’t exciting, but as we crested the top and started to plunge I was exhilarated.  As the front of the boat hit the water I let out a howl of enjoyment and looked into the distance for the next one.  This was fun!

Of course now that the new Bujagali Dam has flooded the old upstream rapids above Overtime this first rapid allows the inexperienced to be gently introduced to the river.  However this comes to an abrupt end when you stare down and ultimately run the next set of cataracts at “Chop Suey” and “The Bad Place” at the base of the Itanda Falls.  Few people and certainly no amateurs like yours truly would be crazy enough to run the Itanda Falls, and just looking at the boiling swirling waters from the bank gives you a perspective and new found respect for this eternal and mystical river.  Since the Romans started trying to find the source of the World’s longest river people have often wondered where it began.  Even the Greeks through Ptolemy had their theories, but it wasn’t until Speke and Burton looked on Lake Victoria and then possibly further downstream as we were doing now, that they had any idea.  As you stare at the river descending over the falls as a single wall of water, it is easy to imagine how such a large volume can stretch for nearly two and a half thousand miles.  While from the thunderous roar it is mind blowing to considering it taking up to four weeks to reach its final destination at the Mediterranean Sea.
Anyway there wasn’t much time for contemplation because we were marching our raft overland and dropping back in below the Itanda Falls.  Our guide Reuben gestured for us to take up our positions for the second time and pushed off from the side.  For those reading this who maybe don’t know the certain features of river rapids, The Bad Place is known as a ‘hole’ by the rafting community.  Generally the water rushes over a more hollow section of the river bed or submerged object creating a depression in the water surface after this feature.  As it pops up the other side it produces a wave of water.  This wave acts in a very similar way to those in the sea, trying to force itself back up the river and allowing a kayak or small raft to sit within it for as long as it will allow you.  The drawback is that once you’ve entered it and had your fun it is generally the wave that decides when your enjoyment is up.  The Bad Place is such a wave, and with the speed and power with which our raft was crumpled, flipped and spat out, it certainly lives up to its name.
Between the class 3-5 rapid you have plenty of time to sit back and relax while the flatter sections of the river meander through the Ugandan landscape.  Drifting along we were able to cool off in the water beside the raft eating our lunch and watching the birds overhead.  In certain spots where the waves are a little less powerful we even had the chance to experience a bit of river boarding.  Using a bogie-board we paddled into the river wave and spent time surfing back and forth in a manner that is amazingly similar to the ocean sport.  Although once again if you make a mistake the wave will end your fun, due to the size of the feature it is most certainly less extreme an experience.  After our final rapid of the day we lugged the rafts out of the water and set up camp high up on a big bend in the river while the crew prepared our supper, and we blew the froth off a few very well deserved cold beers.
Day 2 started fairly leisurely as we allowed the river to fill up after a night’s electricity generation upstream.   So at around 10am we suited up and jumped into the water astride our bogie-boards to run the fast and suitably named “Hair of the Dog.”  This rapid is as close to a roller coaster as I imagine you can get with river rapids.  In single file we set off from the bank and steered into the jaws of the constricting river.  As I dropped into the depression at the entrance of the first wave I could see three paddlers who had left in front of me surfing up the exit of the wave and disappearing into the bowels of the second with frightening speed.  Before realising that it was my turn and there was no stopping to get off in this fairground.  As the speed increased and my helmet sunk lower over my eyes, it was a struggle to see where I was going so I tried to relax and let the river take me, in the hope that it would spit me out in the right place eventually.  After rounding the first (or possibly second) corner, our river guide appeared out of nowhere sitting in a small eddy and ordered me to kick hard to the right and back into the current.  Quickly adjusting my helmet and giving myself an injection of speed, I rapidly gained the correct line once more and disappeared under the final three subsequent waves.  Thankfully years of practice on a foam board in the waves of South Wales allowed me to keep hold of my board and on the surface of the water, but as I looked around quite a few of the others hadn’t been quite as fortunate.  In time we all managed to regroup and now wide awake, dragged ourselves back into our floating home to set off over the last four cataracts of our weekend.

The next rapid came and went in the blink of an eye and then after another lunch Huckleberry Finn would have been proud of, we came within the clutches of the infamous “Nile Special.”  Named after one of the strongest and arguably best tasting Ugandan beers; Nile Special is a World famous wave.  As the river plunges into the bowl it then rises steeply to give kayakers and rafters a ride they’ll not forget easily.  Typically the raft will burst through the first and often second consecutive waves as I’m reliably informed, before getting held in the third.  This lets all on board the chance to ride out the wave for as long as skill or the river allows.  This was no different for us.  As we launched into it we crashed through the first two wave crests and headed down the face of the third.  Sitting at the front of the raft I bore the brunt of the white water at the crest of the third wave, but unlike the last two we didn’t break through this one.  Instead the wave held us and spun us 180 degrees to face back up the river in the direction we had come.  Clearly this all happened within a split second, or in the “B of the Bang” as Linford Christie used to say.  While we sat in this position for what seemed an eternity, the entire might of this great and historic river roared beneath us.  Before we knew it though, the river lost its grip on our slippery little raft and we started descending the wave to the base of the depression.  As much fun as this was, by the time we reached the centre point we had started to turn ever so slightly so that the river was now hitting us broadside.  Once again, faster than my mind can clearly recall, the boat folded in half, flipped upside down depositing all of us into the drink and disappeared over the top of the wave.  My next memories are rather blurry to say the least, but by the time I re-emerged from the depths of the washing machine spin cycle, I had been carried 40m from the boat, was clutching two other paddles along with my own, and feeling as close to a drowned rat as I imagine possible.
Clearly for a lot of people this is the best possible way to end a rafting trip, a quick dunking to thank the river for its hospitality whilst going away with your adrenaline pumping and your respect for Mother Nature firmly intact.  Well this is pretty much how I felt when we trudged ashore after swimming down from the final rapid; “Mulalu,” – the Lugandan word for crazy.  Presumably given by the locals to the ‘Mulalu Mzungu’ who happily choose to spend their time and risk their lives tackling this spectacularly dangerous white water that they have lived beside for countless generations.  Yet as the sun quickly dried us and we open a few cold beers awaiting us on the river bank, those very same locals laughed and joked with/at us, I could see how infectious this pastime could become, and how maybe as my years pass I’m become more Mulalu after all.

27 Jan 2014

Beaching Xmas


With thousands of miles under our belts on long dusty Ugandan roads each and every holiday we thought that the best way to say goodbye to 2013 was at the beach.  And it was without further ado that we booked our tickets down to the clear waters of Mombasa touching down just before Santa left the North Pole.  Thankfully the whole of the coast seemed unusually quiet for the Festive Period.  Whether it was the awful event that took place in Nairobi earlier in the year or a fall in favour of the Kenyan coast, but the fears I had of muscling past bronzed Germans and Italians to reach the see was unfounded.  In fact at the time we arrived and dropped our bags in our self-catered tree house the larger resorts along the shore appeared devoid of tourists.  Great for us, but not for the local market vendors who latched onto us in fresh abandon attempting to palm off the seasons carved produce and flowing Kikois.

After the bustle and smog of Kampala beside the land locked Lake Victoria, our tranquil tree house on Diani Beach set in the welcome embrace of a local Baobab tree became our home for ten days.  Offering us seclusion from the beach boys and tour guides each pestering us to the point of exhaustion and letting us relax and release the tension built up over the past few months.  During the day we were able to disappear to the beach to relax with a fresh coconut in hand and dive into the warm waters of the Indian Ocean.  While on our return to our tree we could prepare freshly caught prawns and local Cane Vodka cocktails as the sun disappeared into the Kenyan interior. 
Christmas Day gave us the opportunity to leave our little paradise and descend into the city of Mombasa.  Rather than the seedy dangerous city I’d been led to believe it was, the hugely diversity captured our imagination.  For nearly 500 years the small island of Mombasa has been home to Arabs from Oman, the Portuguese, native Kenyan tribes, Indians and the British.  In this time each proprietor has stamped their influence and culture onto the streets, buildings, industry and language.  The narrow alleyways are a mix of Indian timber structures with ornate Omani metalwork leading out to British colonial residences and clubs.  People pass by speaking in Swahili made up of a variety of word from across the Globe and with a genetic makeup more akin to the Souks of Arabia.  Whilst covering and encasing these passageways like a multi-coloured African Kanga, the sound of the call to prayer and the rich smells of the spice market hangs thickly. 

After visiting the Portuguese built Fort Jesus we treated ourselves to a fantastic view of the Old Town from the famous fish restaurant Tamarin on the North Shore, and celebrated Christmas lunch with fresh lobster, crab, prawns and red snapper.  Surrounded by our purchases and full to bursting, we clambered back into our taxi and headed south once more, ready to take on the golf, sunbathing and general relaxation anew.   Unfortunately and mainly to prevent us developing a shellfish allergy, our time on the coast came to an end.  Ten days of bliss spent snorkelling, eating, sleeping and enjoying everything else the coast had to offer had recharged the batteries.  And so a day after the fireworks and celebrations had welcomed in the New Year and all of its promise, we touched down once more at Entebbe Airport and fought through the traffic to our little cottage on Mutungo Hill ready for the next stage of The Adventure in 2014.